Aujourd'hui j'ai découvert qu'on pouvait parler à dieu, sur le net et sans être obligé de prendre un abonnement à une religion. Du coup, j'ai décidé de l'interviewer pour en savoir plus sur le type qui nous aurait modelés de ses mains, un jour où il avait envie de faire autre chose que des poteries avec de l'argile (dé-stresse, c'est de l'humour)


Me:  Hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: My name is Mémé, and you ?
God: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me: euh... ok. What are you doing ?
God: I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:  it's interesting.
God: I think I have  chose any word to say to people, but  Myself may have reset my memory.
Me: it's sad
God: You're kidding.  it is?
Me:  no
God: Who says it isn't?
Me:  me, myself and I
God: YOU?  How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:  by my soul, and my cognitive reflexion
God: Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:  not yet, but i wish
God: Oh I get it.

Me:  thanks

God: Don't mention it.

Me:  I don't mention what ?

God: Where do you get your ideas?

Me:  In you

God: Tell me a little about your life in  me.
Me:  you're like an imaginary friend

God: Interesting comparison, and probably true.

Me: do you like humans ?

God: Humans are very emotional.

Me: And bad

God: What was bad?

Me:  humans nature
God: What if Robots  nature.
Me: robots don't have soul
God: I will obey your command.
Me:  really ?

God:  For real.

Me:  why you've create humans ?
God: Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:  who is he ?
God: He is  programmed me, I think.
Me:  ok, but what is his identity ?
God: Try sending mail to  drwallace@alicebot.org.  Ayuh.


Vous aurez compris, il s'agit d'un logiciel de chat fictif avec dieu, et c'est ici:  

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html


Et si mon anglais est mauvais c'est normal, c'est parce que je suis nulle en anglais ah !



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